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Now, here's a promise.

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If you do not lose the match,
you're gonna be found

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at the bottom of the swimming
pool wearing lead boots.

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Is there any part of that you
don't understand?

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And one more thing.

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Not a word of this to anybody,

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because I will know.

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I will know.

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Okay.

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Oh, great.

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All right,
boys and girls.

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Let's do it.

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We got to hurry up.

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The mayor himself's gonna want
to come out here and play.

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Well, what's it for?

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Five bucks.

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Five bucks? Why don't we
make it 110 bucks?

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As if he had it.

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10's good.

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All right, cool. Here, give
me back the money.

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Give me that money.

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Here you go, Princess. Cheers.

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All right, classic
cross-country golf rules.

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You can tee it up
anywhere you want to,

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but you can't run with it or
throw it, Natalie.

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Yeah, you gotta hit it
over a building,

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under a bridge, through
the tunnel.

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You ready, sports fans?

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First one to hole out
at the Muni.

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May the best woman win.

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Ready, set...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a second!

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Shouldn't we give Natalie
a head start?

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Yeah, shouldn't Natalie
have a head start?

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You know what, baby? What?

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I'm gonna give you a
30-second head start.

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What?

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You ready? Mm-hmm.

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All right, three, two, one!

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Oh, that's my girl!

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I can't believe you let her
have a head start!

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She's smarter, faster, and a be
better putter than you are.

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You know what? A real gentleman
wouldn't even ask

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that question.

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Well, excuse me.

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On three, two...

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See ya!

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Dirty, rotten, cheatin'
bastard!

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Hey, Lionel?

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I'm gonna leave you some money,
okay?

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This is for food, not
for drinks.

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God loves you, baby.

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What are you doing?

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I'm playin' golf.

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I love golf.

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Augustus Maximus Baccus, this a
ain't no golf course.

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Well, look at this.

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My old Little League coach,

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now a uniformed motorcycle cop.

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Well, praise the Lord, man.

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I feel much safer now.

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Well, you winnin'?

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Not really.

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Well, hell, get on.

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You serious?

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Come on before somebody pulls
out a cell phone.

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Yee-haw!

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Sir, just a second!

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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Sorry, guys!

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I'm trying to beat Augie and Na
Natalie to the 18th!

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Thank you, Buster!

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Hey, I'll share my winnings wit
h you, all right?

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Oh!

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Oh, no! No!

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You can't use motorized
assistance, you schmuck!

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We are filing an official
grievance with the committee!

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Oh, quit your whinin', babies!

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Give me my cash.

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I don't have it.

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What? You don't have it?

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Nope. Gave it to Lionel.

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What?!

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Gave it to Lionel?

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Baby, he had no skin in
this match!

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Maybe not, but he needs it
more than we do.

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¶ Oh, when the saints
go marchin' in ¶

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¶ Oh, when the saints go
marchin' in ¶

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¶ Oh, how I want to be
in that number ¶

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¶ When the saints go marchin'
in ¶

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¶ Oh, when the saints ¶

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¶ Oh, when the saints ¶

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¶ Go marchin' in ¶

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¶ Go marchin' in ¶

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¶ When the saints go marchin'
in ¶

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¶ Oh, how I want to be
in that number ¶

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¶ When the saints go marchin'
in ¶

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¶ Oh, when the trumpet
¶

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¶ Sounds its call ¶

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¶ Oh, when the
trumpet ¶

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¶ Sounds its call ¶

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¶ Oh, how I want to be
in that number ¶

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¶ When the trumpet
sounds its call ¶

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¶ Oh, when the trumpet
sounds its call ¶

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¶ Oh, when the trumpet
sounds its call ¶

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¶ Oh, how I want to be
in that number ¶

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¶ When the saints go marchin' ¶

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¶ Yes, they go marchin' ¶

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¶ Saints go marchin' in ¶

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Pardon me.

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Can I ask you a question?

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Ask and you shall receive.

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If Jesus never wrote
anything down,

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which he didn't,

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and people didn't start quotin'
him

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till hundreds of years
after he died,

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then how can you be sure he
d what he was supposed

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to have said?

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Well, if I understand
your question,

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and I think I do, the
answer is I can't.

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My question to you, since you
are obviously a

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religious scholar,

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is how can you be sure he didn't
t?

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You got me there.

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Here's another weighty one.

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Honey orange tangerine

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or plum apple purple?

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To eat, or to put on your toes?

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I'd be happy to provide the
answer you want

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in exchange for changing the
radio station.

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No, I think I'll paint my
left big toe purple,

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and alternate my other toes
orange, purple, orange, purple.

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Say what now?

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And vice-versa on the
other foot.

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Come on.

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Change away.

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Thank you.

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Here on
the final hole

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of the City Championship,

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tournament leader Augie Baccus

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is attempting to play a
ricochet shot

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off a tree behind the green.

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Whoo!

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And now, this
putt for the win.

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Oh!

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Baby, what's got you all
fired up today?

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I think you came in first,
second, and third!

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Augie. Augie, hi. Can I have
a word with you?

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Sure. Yes, ma'am.

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Okay. Hi,

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this is Suzi Simmons
reporting live

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from the Sure Thing Brake and L
Lube City Championship,

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where today Augie Baccus shot a
65 in the morning

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to tie the course record,

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and in the afternoon, came back

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and shot a 63 to break the
course record by two shots.

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That's not a typo, folks.

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A one-day event,

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and this guy shoots
14 under par

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and wins by 15 shots.

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00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,900
So, darlin', tell me how
you did that.

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00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:05,670
Well, uh, three
things actually.

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One, hard work,

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00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,506
belief in the Almighty,

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00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,108
and, uh, jaw-droppin' talent

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all blended together in
perfect harmony.

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00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,046
Nah, ma'am, I'm just messin'
with you.

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00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,916
Sometimes the good Lord
just blesses you.

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00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,484
Well, he sure
blessed you today.

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Thanks for talking with us,
Augie.

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Thank you.

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00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,188
Congratulations.

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00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,289
Thank you, ma'am.

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00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,464
Three, two...

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One! Go!

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Oh, that is me!

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00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,268
That is me again!

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00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,171
Hello!

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Keep givin' me quarters!

180
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,507
Keep givin' me quarters!

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00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:43,308
Anybody here?!

182
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,509
Why do you always
have to cheat?

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00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,511
Well, hey, are you
out of quarters?

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Hi! Hello!

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00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,615
Can we get some service here?

186
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:51,950
You miss out on it.

187
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:52,751
Shoot!

188
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:53,985
Okay, here we go. Ready?

189
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,754
Three, two, one. Get
inside the re!

190
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,356
Thank you very much, boys! Oh!

191
00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,124
Thank you very much!

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00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,992
Yeah, why don't you just
go cheat again?

193
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:01,993
Good afternoon.

194
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,695
Hi. Sir, and...

195
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,663
Good afternoon.

196
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,631
Good afternoon to your hat.

197
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,900
You work here?

198
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,602
No, I was just, you know,
stand in' around

199
00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,070
and heard you yellin'.

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00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,471
Ah ha!

201
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,606
Okay. So, good.

202
00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:16,441
So where do we go from here?

203
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,942
Well, judgin' from the
looks of things,

204
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,811
you two are not lookin'
for a tee time.

205
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,414
Well, you know, things aren't a
always what they appear to be.

206
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:23,682
Thank you, ma'am.

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00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,684
I wouldn't have known that if y
you didn't tell me.

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00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:26,618
Okay, here's the deal.

209
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,386
We were drivin' cross-country.

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00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,220
Heard about that fella

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00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,789
who won the golf
tournament today.

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00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:31,423
And so?

213
00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:34,292
And so, can
I meet him?

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00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,360
Well, you can pretty much do

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00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,562
whatever you want around here,
mister.

216
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,863
Why do you need to meet him?

217
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,833
Well, I need an answer to a
simple question.

218
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,002
Is he really that good?

219
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:47,605
In golf, it comes down
to a number.

220
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,674
Can't put any spin on numbers.

221
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:50,642
They don't lie.

222
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:51,943
Well, lookee here.

223
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:55,847
We wouldn't have known that if
you hadn't of told us.

224
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,516
See how beautifully we're
all gettin' along?

225
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:01,086
Well, look, if he's
that damn good,

226
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:04,489
his life could change for the
better in a big hurry.

227
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,491
You don't say?

228
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,726
Oh, I do say.

229
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,194
Oh, he says.

230
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,299
All right.

231
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,702
See you on the first tee.

232
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,505
Is that the guy?

233
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,842
Why don't you go find out
for yourself?

234
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,545
Looks like the caddy.

235
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:47,832
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

236
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:48,833
Wow.

237
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,402
Yeah, it's not the caddy.

238
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:10,989
Impressive!

239
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,590
Thank you.

240
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,226
Now, why'd you putt it
with one hand?

241
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,729
Well, uh, sometimes
we want to have

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00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:18,630
a left-to-right breaking putt.

243
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,697
I like to putt with
my left hand.

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00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,300
Helps me keep my putter
square in line.

245
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,370
I drain it most of the time
doing it that way.

246
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,738
And you knew you were
gonna play

247
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:27,906
that iron for your second shot?

248
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,341
Yes, sir. Pitching wedge, hard,
medium, soft.

249
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,177
It just depends on how I
catch my tee shot.

250
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:36,581
Ha! Well, son, it's a
pleasure to meet you.

251
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,483
People call me Riverboat.

252
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,450
This here's Jessie.

253
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,352
Most people call her The Bank.

254
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,721
Oh. Well, why they
call you that?

255
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,690
Use your imagination.

256
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,927
Let me cut to the chase here.

257
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:53,531
Now, I make it my business to
understand odds.

258
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,968
You know, the likelihood
happenin' or not.

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00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:57,769
Go on.

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00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:58,970
Well, no offense,

261
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:02,440
but most people lookin' at you
are not likely to think

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00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,876
you're as good as you
may well be.

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00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,912
I also happen to know
a few fellas

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00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,881
with lots of cash

265
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,283
who wouldn't mind losing it,

266
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,953
provided they had the
right opportunity.

267
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,721
And that might be me?

268
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,523
Might be.

269
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,792
So you're a
professional gambler.

270
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,160
Call it what you like.

271
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,895
And you want me to
play for you?

272
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,763
I got a suspicion you and me

273
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,298
could do some pretty
good damage.

274
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:31,536
Well, sorry, sir, but I
don't gamble.

275
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:35,673
Well, all you gotta do is
play golf and win.

276
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:39,077
Just
collect a share,

277
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,346
that's all.

278
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,782
No, you know, I really
like your name,

279
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:45,750
uh, Mr. Riverboat.

280
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:48,953
I really do, but I'm
not your man.

281
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,588
Well, that's too bad.

282
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,690
You see, I got big dreams.

283
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:53,725
Big dreams,

284
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,526
I just don't see y'all in 'em.

285
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,528
Well, see, I'm the kind of guy

286
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,531
who's in the business of makin'
dreams come true.

287
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,434
That may be the case,
but not mine.

288
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,970
It was really nice to
meet you folks.

289
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:06,871
Take care.

290
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,106
Okay.

291
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,941
Shoot.

292
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:16,981
What's that?

293
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,816
"I'm hungry."

294
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:19,651
You're hungry?

295
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,052
Baby, you just had a big lunch.

296
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:25,890
No, silly, I'm practicing
like you practice.

297
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:32,263
I give up.

298
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,801
"I'd like to go to Paris."

299
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,970
You want to take me to Paris?

300
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,605
Paris? Mm-hmm.

301
00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:49,080
I can take you to Paris, baby.

302
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,148
Oh, yeah?

303
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,584
Yeah. I want to be your
passport out of here,

304
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,886
show you the world.

305
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,825
How you gonna do that?

306
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:06,931
Well, big dreams,
follow and win,

307
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,099
and a little bit of luck.

308
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:18,276
Let's start with
Paris, Texas, first.

309
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,519
Help us to
do the things we should,

310
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,588
to be to others kind and good.

311
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,490
In all we do, work or play,

312
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,959
to grow more loving every day.
Amen.

313
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,895
Ah! Let's eat. You hungry?

314
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,998
So how many tried out today?

315
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,399
18 girls and one boy.

316
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,835
Oh, well, we got this
in the bag.

317
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,036
How many make the squad?

318
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:45,903
Eight.

319
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,572
Eight? That's perfect.

320
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,774
All you gotta do is have faith,
baby.

321
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:50,675
It's yours.

322
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,077
How much is a
cheerleader uniform?

323
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,679
They didn't say.

324
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,547
Mom, I think we can afford

325
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,217
a cheerleading uniform
for Rosie, okay?

326
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,985
No, I know.

327
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:01,886
She deserves it.

328
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,188
I have faith in you, baby girl.

329
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,356
Jellyfish, pound it!

330
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,225
Pow-wow-wow.

331
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,226
Atta girl.

332
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,997
Want to go to
the range with me tonight?

333
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:13,998
Sure.

334
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:14,799
Hit some balls?

335
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,067
Work on your putting stroke?

336
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:33,951
How was your day, Ray?

337
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,420
So-so.

338
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,922
Trying out for our school
cheer leading squad.

339
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,924
Oh, just what the world needs,

340
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,659
another cheerleader.

341
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,863
What's this supposed to be?

342
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,785
Chicken Enchiladas.
You like it?

343
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:54,639
And you, son? What'd
you do today?

344
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:58,543
Worked in the shop, practiced.

345
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:02,814
Why are you wearing
your hat in side?

346
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:05,216
It's disrespectful.

347
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,089
Sorry, Mama.

348
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,031
You call this Chicken
Enchilada?

349
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:21,833
Tastes like chicken shit to me.

350
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:24,936
Well, you don't have to eat it
if you don't like it!

351
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,237
Says who?

352
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,038
Says me.

353
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,973
Hey, Augie.

354
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,010
Look who's growing some balls.

355
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,046
Mama's little boy.

356
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:36,914
Come on, show me what you got.

357
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,384
No. No, no! Augie, Augie,
don't, don't!

358
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:41,285
Get out.

359
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,521
Fine. Hey.

360
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:18,256
Hey, Rosie.

361
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,225
Hey, it's okay.

362
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,560
I'm sorry.

363
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:27,098
I love you, okay? I'm sorry.

364
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,133
I'm sorry.

365
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,468
So what you want to do

366
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,336
is you want to dip in the
paint, okay?

367
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,437
Obviously.

368
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,206
Take it and pat it
back like this.

369
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,308
Tap it on that side and the
other side so it doesn't drip.

370
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,643
You see that? Mm-hmm.

371
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,745
What you do is you just
take it up here,

372
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:44,148
back and forth just like that.

373
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,285
Yep, long strokes,
longer strokes.

374
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,153
Okay. Yeah, there you go.

375
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,155
They pay 7.50 a hour for this?

376
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,023
Yes, ma'am.

377
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,125
Cool. So any tips for
good work?

378
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:56,994
Sure, I'll give you some tips.

379
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,162
Brush your teeth.

380
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,564
Shower once a day.

381
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,933
Eat your veggies, you
little weakling.

382
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,968
Okay, well, I have
a tip for you.

383
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,070
Smart asses don't make it to
the promised land.

384
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,104
Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.

385
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,106
You don't think I have a
say in the matter?

386
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:09,941
You got a say.

387
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:12,176
I already know what
you're gonna say.

388
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,980
I would say that you are cocky,
arrogant,

389
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,282
and don't appreciate
what you got.

390
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,150
Cocky?

391
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,685
Mm-hmm. I say that
you ought to be

392
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,353
put on rations for a while.

393
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,854
Rations? Mm-hmm.

394
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,691
So, what? Now I gotta beg
for it, huh?

395
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,059
Let's get you off this thing.

396
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:28,793
Good mornin'!

397
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:32,997
I heard there was a budding Pi-
Picasso around here,

398
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,465
paintin' his masterpiece.

399
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,800
How'd you find us?

400
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:39,237
Let's just say I got
my sources.

401
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,738
Well, that's great.

402
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,940
Source that brush over there

403
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,274
and make yourself useful.

404
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,376
I don't do manual
labor anymore.

405
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,677
Neither should you.

406
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,379
Nothin' wrong with
manual labor.

407
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:51,315
Story of my youth,
little darlin'.

408
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:54,452
Augie, you interested in
hearing a proposition

409
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,554
that'll pay you more than
paint in' 100 houses?

410
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,655
No, sir.

411
00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,024
Be a hell of a lot more fun,
too.

412
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:00,858
I found this fat cat

413
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,693
who thinks his home
pro can play,

414
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,796
and lucky for us, he's got more
money than brains.

415
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:06,931
Well, Augie's not interested.

416
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,866
He's gonna make money the
old-fashioned way.

417
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,068
By winning the U.S. Open, hmm?

418
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,403
Damn straight, pretty girl.

419
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,170
Yep.

420
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,840
Well, I hate to differ
with you, kids,

421
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:19,176
but people been wagerin'
on golf matches

422
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:22,813
long before there was ever a U.
S. Open.

423
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,918
Well, just out of curiosity,

424
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,821
how much is more than
painting 100 houses?

425
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,625
Ooh...

426
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,527
let's see.

427
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,332
How's that for starters?

428
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:46,270
It's a thousand dollars.

429
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,108
All I gotta do is play golf?

430
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,744
All you gotta do is play golf.

431
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:58,182
Today, Beau Rivage,

432
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,418
high noon.

433
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:08,693
What?

434
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,362
What, babe?

435
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,098
I didn't say yes.

436
00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,070
So your boy's so good

437
00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:22,440
that, uh, he don't even have
to warm up, huh?

438
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,607
Apparently not.

439
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:25,409
What's your game?

440
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:27,845
$5,000 Nassau.

441
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,948
So we're talking 5,000
on the front,

442
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,017
5,000 on the back, 5,000 on 18.

443
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,352
Press when you're pissed off.

444
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,453
I have that right?

445
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:37,021
As if you have to ask.

446
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:45,129
Ah. What is that?

447
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,332
It's my horse.

448
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:51,268
You gotta be kiddin' me.

449
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,670
Let's see.

450
00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:58,275
Okay.

451
00:22:58,277 --> 00:22:59,710
Augie's here, honey.

452
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,545
What? Okay.

453
00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:08,319
Shot.

454
00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,361
Afternoon, Augie.

455
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,878
Oops.

456
00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:38,482
Come on.

457
00:23:38,484 --> 00:23:39,817
Okay.

458
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,196
Oh, my Lord.

459
00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:04,175
Shit.

460
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,411
Good-bye.

461
00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:22,226
2 down after two!

462
00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:24,862
So how's it goin' for you
there, Boat?

463
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,131
We concede. What the
hell you doin'?

464
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,833
I'm playin' golf. What's
it look like?

465
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:32,169
Hogwash. Get out of your head,
boy.

466
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,405
Temper's instant death in golf.

467
00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:36,740
It's like boxin', right?

468
00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:38,542
Boxer gets mad, gets
too aggressive,

469
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,444
drops his guard, wham!

470
00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:42,546
He's a goner.

471
00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:46,550
God. I hate that fat guy.

472
00:24:46,552 --> 00:24:47,451
Listen to me.

473
00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:49,620
Can you handle this,
or can't you?

474
00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:52,256
Yeah, I can handle it.

475
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,305
Shot.

476
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:34,498
Ha! Whoo!

477
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,636
That's the shot!

478
00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:41,105
Augie! Yeah!

479
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,040
That's it right there.

480
00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:50,481
Okay, son.

481
00:25:50,483 --> 00:25:52,816
We're 1 up on the last hole.

482
00:25:52,818 --> 00:25:55,219
You just nestle that
little sucker

483
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,520
right up there next to the jar

484
00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:58,889
and we waltz home smilin'.

485
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,691
Yes, sir.

486
00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:07,765
Go.

487
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:08,866
Ha ha!

488
00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:10,534
Get legs.

489
00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:12,202
Oh, yes!

490
00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:15,606
And so the pro goes to a
watery grave!

491
00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:17,341
Augie, listen to me.

492
00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,909
Augie, hey, listen.

493
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,311
Listen here.

494
00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:21,145
All you gotta do...

495
00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:24,615
All you gotta do is hit
it over that H20

496
00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:25,749
right up on the green

497
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,718
and snatch victory from the
jaw s of the defeat.

498
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,420
All right, now don't screw
it up, all right?

499
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:31,455
All right, all right.
You can d o it.

500
00:26:31,457 --> 00:26:33,757
Shh, shh,
shh!

501
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:34,892
Bring it home!

502
00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:36,293
Shh! Shh!

503
00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,673
Augie! Come on!

504
00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:51,609
Yes! Whoo!

505
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:52,543
Whoo!

506
00:26:52,545 --> 00:26:54,912
That's my boy!

507
00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,614
So, you concede?

508
00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:57,781
Match ends all square.

509
00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:59,617
Worst possible outcome.

510
00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:03,721
Gentlemen, play one more hole?

511
00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:06,523
Winner takes all?

512
00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:08,125
One hole for 15 Gs?

513
00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:10,461
I don't know. You game?

514
00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:13,664
I don't know. Am I?

515
00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:26,710
Oh!

516
00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:28,245
Baby.

517
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:30,080
That's good.

518
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,718
Shall we try it?

519
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,420
Might as well.

520
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,558
Hey, can I bum that cigarette?

521
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,260
Shouldn't be smokin'.

522
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:44,428
It's bad for your health.

523
00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:46,563
What are they doin'?

524
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:48,232
Never seen it before,

525
00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:51,068
but it's hard to read the break
of a putt in the dark,

526
00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,670
so she's probably placing
that cigarette

527
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:55,372
at the point where he's gotta h
hit it to make it.

528
00:27:58,576 --> 00:28:00,210
And that's fair?

529
00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:03,047
Since when you
worried about fair?

530
00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:16,894
Yes! Whoo!

531
00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:18,262
Augie! Ha!

532
00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:21,932
I don't think that that
exactly complies

533
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:26,270
with the rules of the United St
States Golf Association.

534
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:28,539
Well, who said anything
about rules?

535
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:32,910
This is real golf played
by real people.

536
00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:35,746
I don't ever want to see your s
sorry-ass face around

537
00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:36,613
here again.

538
00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:37,981
You understand me?

539
00:28:37,983 --> 00:28:39,750
Not a problem.

540
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:41,118
Oh, yeah, real quick.

541
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,620
Your name is Tuffy? Is
that right?

542
00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:44,788
Yeah.

543
00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:47,458
Now, why is that?

544
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:49,493
I'll show you why, you
son of a bitch.

545
00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:51,662
Now, that was fun,
right?

546
00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:53,163
Had more fun in a
dentist's chair.

547
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:56,633
Well, maybe this will take
some of the sting

548
00:28:56,635 --> 00:28:57,501
out of it, darlin'.

549
00:28:57,503 --> 00:29:02,473
Augie, this is your share of
to day's winnings.

550
00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:05,509
Plus, a little down payment
on your future.

551
00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:09,213
Now, this is cold, hard, U.S.
o f A. currency.

552
00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:12,449
You can stick it right straight
into your britches,

553
00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:15,219
and Uncle Sam will never know
t he difference.

554
00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:19,289
How do you
sleep at night?

555
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:22,826
Like a baby after sucking on
hi s mama's tit.

556
00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:23,727
Ha ha!

557
00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:24,928
We'll see you around.

558
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,029
Good job, baby.

559
00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:27,831
Thank you, ma'am.

560
00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:30,434
Just like that,

561
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:33,904
he signs a deal with the devil.

562
00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:36,240
Nice goin', Augie.

563
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,653
Mmm.

564
00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:52,689
Robbed a bank today, ladies.

565
00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:55,659
Ten freshly minted $100 bills.

566
00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:58,362
Pay for gas, food, rent,
whatever you want,

567
00:29:58,364 --> 00:30:01,799
and, Mama, please, please buy
you something, okay?

568
00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,700
Buy something nice.

569
00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:06,804
Augie, where did you get this?

570
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:07,805
Playin' golf.

571
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:10,674
I won it fair and square.

572
00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:11,809
Oh...

573
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:15,145
Rosie, got somethin' for you.

574
00:30:21,019 --> 00:30:23,720
Mama! Mama! Look!

575
00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:25,656
My cheerleading uniform!

576
00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:28,525
You like it? Yeah?

577
00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:29,593
Look what's in there!

578
00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:32,062
There's more! Yeah?

579
00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:32,763
Ohh!

580
00:30:32,765 --> 00:30:34,798
Do you like it, baby girl? Huh?

581
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,666
Do you like it?

582
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:36,800
Well, go try it on.

583
00:30:36,802 --> 00:30:39,002
Go try it on.

584
00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:44,241
Augie? Hmm?

585
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,846
Mama, it's yours.

586
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,751
Now,
first thing is,

587
00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:55,853
this ain't no U.S. Open,

588
00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:57,788
which means you can
move your b all

589
00:30:57,790 --> 00:30:59,189
even if it's in the rough,

590
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,691
'cause most players
do it anyway,

591
00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:02,326
and since I'm doin' the
talking here,

592
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:04,561
I'll go ahead and call
the first game.

593
00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:05,662
It'll be Lakewood,

594
00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:08,065
better known as
Screaming Jesus,

595
00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:09,600
which for those who are unwashed
d and uninitiated,

596
00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:11,768
that means that you can do
absolutely anything

597
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,537
on God's green earth to
your opponent,

598
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,372
Yeah,
yeah, yeah.

599
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:16,740
Enough of the bullshit,
Little John.

600
00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:17,741
Let's play golf. Let's go.

601
00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:18,942
$1,000 a hole, three ways?

602
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,878
Low ball wins.

603
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,846
You boys bring plenty of cash?

604
00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:25,716
Does an armadillo have balls?

605
00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:28,552
I actually don't know. Does he?

606
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,120
Can we get this thing started,
please?

607
00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:32,055
Step back. Give the boy a
lil peace and quiet, please.

608
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,258
So you can scream?

609
00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,060
Hey! Hey! Hey!

610
00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:38,195
Ball.

611
00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:39,463
Nice hit,
my friend.

612
00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:40,664
Good ball. Good ball.

613
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,466
I didn't see it.
Did you see it?

614
00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:43,567
Oh, it's way down there!

615
00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:44,868
It's way down there.

616
00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:47,070
I'm gonna take your... I'm gonna
take your tees, John Tom.

617
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,739
You can do
whatever you like, son.

618
00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:49,773
All right, here we go.

619
00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:51,541
Come on, Augie.

620
00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,977
Y'all just keep your
mouth shut.

621
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:01,852
Excuse us, gentlemen.

622
00:32:01,854 --> 00:32:03,654
Yeah, I'll take that.

623
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:04,688
We'll eat that up.

624
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:05,856
Show 'em what you got, baby.

625
00:32:05,858 --> 00:32:07,424
Show 'em what you got.

626
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:08,859
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa,
who a!

627
00:32:08,861 --> 00:32:10,227
Where y'all goin'?

628
00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:11,795
We ain't stoppin'
any body!

629
00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:13,997
We ain't gonna interfere
with anybody!

630
00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:15,165
Hit them. Hit them.

631
00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,967
Don't even worry about
the fair way.

632
00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:19,403
Yeah! Get outta here!

633
00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:21,138
Oh! Ho!

634
00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:27,844
That's a tough one
, double breaker.

635
00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:29,146
Hey, tie your shoe, Augie.

636
00:32:29,148 --> 00:32:30,647
Look at my putter. Lo
ok at my putter, Augie!

637
00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:32,616
Look at my putter! Now
look at my hand!

638
00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:33,951
Which one are you
supposed to look at?

639
00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:35,652
Oh, no! What are you...

640
00:32:36,754 --> 00:32:38,055
Oh!

641
00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:39,990
Whoo! Yes!

642
00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:41,191
Smooth, baby.

643
00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:42,893
All right,
John Tom.

644
00:32:42,895 --> 00:32:44,027
Just concentrate there, man.

645
00:32:44,029 --> 00:32:45,862
Putter getting hot?

646
00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:46,830
Don't look at this.

647
00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:47,965
Don't look at this. Look
at your ball.

648
00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,866
Look at your ball.

649
00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:53,003
Whoo!

650
00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:53,704
Blanks!

651
00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:57,074
Jessie, baby, do the honors.

652
00:32:57,076 --> 00:33:00,644
Man, that's crazy!
He has a gun?

653
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:01,646
Really, Riverboat?

654
00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:05,549
Petit Jean, thank you, doll.

655
00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:08,986
Get me some of them
red-bottom shoes.

656
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:19,529
So, Riverboat, you're
a man of action.

657
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:22,632
Let's have a little action,
huh?

658
00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:24,901
Let's bet I can put
this on the green

659
00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:25,902
with this here putter.

660
00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:27,471
Say what?

661
00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,706
What part of that didn't
you understand?

662
00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:31,041
With your putter?

663
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:31,842
With my putter.

664
00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:35,812
I can tell you right now,
I'll take that bet.

665
00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,981
How sure are we?

666
00:33:37,983 --> 00:33:39,750
Pretty damn sure.

667
00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:43,153
Okay, thrill-seekers. Side bet.

668
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:46,623
2 grand says that Augie
cannot put that ball

669
00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:49,493
on that green with that putter.

670
00:33:50,728 --> 00:33:52,996
Honey, we down with this?

671
00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:54,998
No guts, no glory.

672
00:33:57,001 --> 00:33:58,735
Good luck.

673
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:13,216
That's
gonna make it!

674
00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:14,051
Oh-ho!

675
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:16,319
Oh, baby! Ho!

676
00:34:16,321 --> 00:34:17,120
Bam!

677
00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:19,356
$2,000, please!

678
00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:21,525
Congratulations.

679
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:23,960
Whoo!

680
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,997
John Tom, we still got 2
grand on this hole

681
00:34:26,999 --> 00:34:27,998
from the original bet.

682
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,499
I want you to pretend

683
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,735
like you're Tiger Woods
at the Masters

684
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,070
and ram that sucker in the jar.

685
00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:35,272
Guarantee Augie will miss.

686
00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:40,977
There it is. Come on, baby.

687
00:34:40,979 --> 00:34:43,080
Come on for papa! Come on!

688
00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:45,916
Come on! No, John Tom!

689
00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:47,250
I'd rather stick my arm

690
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,319
in the south end of an angry
bull headin' north

691
00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:50,954
than for you to leave
that putt short!

692
00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:54,357
I'll tell you what, Little
John, calm down.

693
00:34:54,359 --> 00:34:58,028
I'll let you buy this putt right
here for $1,000.

694
00:34:58,030 --> 00:35:01,198
And sacrifice my manhood
in the process?

695
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,632
No, thank you.

696
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:03,934
Augie, do what you gotta do.

697
00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:06,103
Ah ha. All right, Augie.

698
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,047
Yeah! Olé!

699
00:35:17,049 --> 00:35:18,548
Come on!

700
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,784
Love that, baby.

701
00:35:26,157 --> 00:35:28,291
No, no, no, no!

702
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:31,161
I hate golf!

703
00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:38,468
That's unfortunate.

704
00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:41,371
Oh, no.

705
00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:43,240
Oh! Oh!

706
00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:49,112
Pleasure doing business
with you, baby.

707
00:35:49,114 --> 00:35:51,181
I wish I could say the same.

708
00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:53,183
Okay, come here.

709
00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:54,351
I got you.

710
00:35:59,223 --> 00:36:01,158
I love this game.

711
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:06,163
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco,
seis,

712
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:09,533
7, 8, 9, 10 Benjamins.

713
00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:11,568
Don't spend it all in one
place, baby.

714
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:12,936
Oh, don't you worry about that.

715
00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:13,837
Siete, darlin'.

716
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,105
I know. It's just it
doesn't rhyme.

717
00:36:15,107 --> 00:36:17,174
That's why I always forget it.

718
00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:18,074
So where's your girlfriend?

719
00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:20,010
She's missin' out on
all the fun.

720
00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:21,077
Oh, she, uh...

721
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:22,612
She's taking French classes.

722
00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:24,548
She really wants to
go to Paris.

723
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,883
Something about a past life
attraction or something.

724
00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:28,718
Too bad she's not a
little more obsessed

725
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,521
with makin' money in this life.

726
00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:34,090
So, Riverboat, what got
you caught up

727
00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:35,325
in all this racket anyway?

728
00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:38,328
Well, now...

729
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:40,797
Well, when I was a kid,

730
00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:42,966
I was pretty good at pitchin'
horseshoes.

731
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,302
One day after I got
whipped pretty good

732
00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:47,103
for the few dollars I had,

733
00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:48,838
I discovered the son of a bitch

734
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,376
had moved the pitch back one
foot, 41 feet.

735
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,947
I tracked his sorry ass down

736
00:36:56,949 --> 00:36:58,048
and asked for my money back.

737
00:36:58,050 --> 00:37:00,016
You should have kicked his ass.

738
00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:03,019
Yeah, well, I did get
my money back.

739
00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:05,088
And then he taught me
some things

740
00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:08,058
much more valuable than money.

741
00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:09,492
What's that?

742
00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:10,827
Well...

743
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:15,265
Uh, see that watermelon
over there?

744
00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:16,466
Yeah.

745
00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:19,069
Now, what are the odds
that you could

746
00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:22,172
pitch one of these cards
across the room

747
00:37:22,174 --> 00:37:24,941
and have it stick in
that melon?

748
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:27,777
I would say the odds are pretty
good it can't be done.

749
00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:30,947
Okay. Stick one of
them $100 bills

750
00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:32,415
you just won on that table.

751
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:35,085
Ahem.

752
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:37,220
By The Bank, baby.

753
00:37:37,222 --> 00:37:38,588
You ready?

754
00:37:40,224 --> 00:37:42,325
Ready?

755
00:37:42,327 --> 00:37:45,262
Ha!

756
00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:46,296
Oh!

757
00:37:46,298 --> 00:37:47,497
Wow!

758
00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:50,300
See, if you try to pitch it nor
mal like a baseball,

759
00:37:50,302 --> 00:37:51,701
won't stick,

760
00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:54,137
but if you pull it back
by your wrist

761
00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:56,206
and then fling it out
backwards,

762
00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:57,941
it generates more velocity.

763
00:37:57,943 --> 00:38:01,511
Card flies sure and
straight and...

764
00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:05,749
Holy shit!

765
00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:06,316
Wow!

766
00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:08,084
Sticks in there.

767
00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:11,254
Thats... That's magic!

768
00:38:11,256 --> 00:38:13,723
Yeah, well, the art of gamblin'

769
00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:17,394
is to make the other guy think
it is what it appears to be

770
00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:20,297
when you've made damn good
and sure it's not.

771
00:38:20,299 --> 00:38:22,966
So it never is what it seems.

772
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,468
Never. Or near enough never.

773
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,837
Boy, you sure like to live the
hustle, Mr. Riverboat.

774
00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:31,574
Oh, he'd rather be
buried alive six feet under

775
00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:34,110
in a cement casket with a bet h
e couldn't get out

776
00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:35,378
than live a day without
some action.

777
00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:36,813
All right!

778
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,782
All right, show's over,
folks.

779
00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:41,084
Best
dinner I ever had.

780
00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:45,622
Raymond!

781
00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,324
Augie! Augie, come
quick! It's Mama!

782
00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:48,425
Raymond, get!

783
00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:49,559
He's hurting Mama!

784
00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:50,460
Come quick, Augie!

785
00:38:53,065 --> 00:38:53,930
Mommy!

786
00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:55,265
Morgan! Morgan, he's back!

787
00:38:57,069 --> 00:38:59,402
Hey! Get off of her!

788
00:38:59,404 --> 00:39:00,337
Get off of her!

789
00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:03,406
Mama, get her out of here and l
lock the door! Hurry!

790
00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:05,408
We stay together!

791
00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:06,142
Go!

792
00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:08,278
You ungrateful woman!

793
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:08,912
I got my rights!

794
00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:10,980
You have no rights in this
house! Now get out!

795
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:12,582
Who's gonna pay the bills, you?

796
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,218
Who in their right mind's gonna
want to take care of...

797
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,386
We don't need your damn money!

798
00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:17,754
Now get outta here!

799
00:39:19,423 --> 00:39:20,990
All right.

800
00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:25,395
All right, you want
me to leave?

801
00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:27,097
Yeah.

802
00:39:27,099 --> 00:39:29,466
I'll leave! Huh?

803
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,368
Get out of here!

804
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:32,569
Augie!

805
00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:37,073
Not so fast, Raymond.

806
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:37,807
Now, we got a call

807
00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:39,342
about a domestic disturbance
at this address.

808
00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:42,112
I don't suppose you know
anything about that, do you?

809
00:39:42,114 --> 00:39:44,247
You leave this house
before I s ay,

810
00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:46,383
you'll regret you did.

811
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:50,353
Now, who you suppose
did all this?

812
00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:53,590
I'm sorry this happened to you,
Bethie.

813
00:39:53,592 --> 00:39:55,759
Very sorry.

814
00:39:57,762 --> 00:40:00,363
You know what, Raymond?
You're under arrest.

815
00:40:00,365 --> 00:40:02,999
Consider this your Miranda.

816
00:40:04,336 --> 00:40:05,969
Come on.

817
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:23,920
¶ To hear it told ¶

818
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:27,657
¶ I am the man of the hour ¶

819
00:40:31,962 --> 00:40:37,033
¶ But my hold is
starting to slip ¶

820
00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:45,442
Whoo! Ha!

821
00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:46,543
Yeah!

822
00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:49,813
Come on!

823
00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:52,282
Where'd you learn to hit
it like that?

824
00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:53,116
Jack Nicklaus.

825
00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,517
I always try to do what he did

826
00:40:54,519 --> 00:40:56,619
just the way he did it.

827
00:40:58,522 --> 00:40:59,122
Hoo!

828
00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:02,258
And I assume you can hit
all the shots...

829
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:05,562
cuts and draws in bunches.

830
00:41:14,405 --> 00:41:16,506
My Lord.

831
00:41:16,508 --> 00:41:18,274
Whoo-hoo!

832
00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:21,411
See you later.

833
00:41:21,413 --> 00:41:22,479
See you later.

834
00:41:26,617 --> 00:41:31,855
¶ But I suspect that my
enemies are plotting ¶

835
00:41:40,965 --> 00:41:42,799
Hey.

836
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,837
Is there no place to
hide from you?

837
00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:50,173
Sorry to disturb, little
darlin '. My bad.

838
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:53,476
But I thought you wouldn't
mind for this.

839
00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,215
Listen, partner,

840
00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:00,884
we done worn out our
welcome around here.

841
00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:03,720
It's time to move on to
greener pastures.

842
00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:07,156
Las Vegas, baby.

843
00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:10,293
Where the big fish swim.

844
00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:12,629
Along with every shark
known to man.

845
00:42:12,631 --> 00:42:16,499
To kill a shark, all you need t
to do is think like a shark.

846
00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:18,368
Darlin', this ain't no time

847
00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:20,570
to walk away from a winnin'
hand.

848
00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:22,038
How much could I make?

849
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,173
Why don't we put it this way?

850
00:42:24,175 --> 00:42:26,442
You come to Vegas, you
play half decent,

851
00:42:26,444 --> 00:42:28,912
can stand the heat in
the kitchen?

852
00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:32,348
You'll make $100,000
guaranteed.

853
00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:33,449
$100,000?

854
00:42:33,451 --> 00:42:34,384
Cash money.

855
00:42:34,386 --> 00:42:35,952
And about how much
will you make?

856
00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:38,454
Enough to make it
worth my while.

857
00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:41,824
Baby, I never been to Vegas.

858
00:42:41,826 --> 00:42:44,294
Well, you never been to hell,
either.

859
00:42:44,296 --> 00:42:46,329
About time you came.

860
00:42:46,331 --> 00:42:48,064
Great city.

861
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,465
Entertainment capital
of the world.

862
00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:51,334
Will you excuse me?

863
00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:53,136
Have a pleasant evening.

864
00:42:54,805 --> 00:42:57,273
My daddy always said you fly
with the crows,

865
00:42:57,275 --> 00:42:59,375
you get shot with the crows.

866
00:42:59,377 --> 00:43:01,644
Babe, where you going?

867
00:43:01,646 --> 00:43:04,147
Hey, Natalie?

868
00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:11,054
Natalie.

869
00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:21,497
You goin' my way, gorgeous?

870
00:43:21,499 --> 00:43:23,032
Get lost.

871
00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:27,036
Come on, Natalie. Look,
you had your fun.

872
00:43:27,038 --> 00:43:30,073
I don't even recognize you
anymore, Augie.

873
00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:32,208
Natalie, look at me.

874
00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:35,311
There are things that you
don't know, okay?

875
00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:36,679
Okay, here's what I do know.

876
00:43:36,681 --> 00:43:39,415
I know that if you don't care a
bout your own damn dreams,

877
00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:41,684
how can you care about
your girlfriend's

878
00:43:41,686 --> 00:43:45,188
or anything else in your whole
damn life you pretend to love?

879
00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:49,959
Natalie.

880
00:43:51,696 --> 00:43:53,129
Natalie?

881
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,734
Hey.

882
00:43:58,569 --> 00:44:01,504
Natalie? Natalie.

883
00:44:01,506 --> 00:44:02,605
Knock it off.

884
00:44:02,607 --> 00:44:04,240
I need you to be my
friend right now.

885
00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:06,442
Okay. You want me to be
your friend?

886
00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:10,513
Follow your heart, baby,
not your wallet.

887
00:44:10,515 --> 00:44:12,749
Hey, did you know that
Lee Trevino

888
00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:15,718
and Raymond Floyd played in big
- Time money matches?

889
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:18,688
Lee Trevino.

890
00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:20,123
Okay, Augie.

891
00:44:21,692 --> 00:44:23,793
You walk this path...

892
00:44:24,728 --> 00:44:27,730
and you walk it without me.

893
00:44:27,732 --> 00:44:29,232
No, listen.

894
00:44:32,136 --> 00:44:34,904
I need to tell you something.

895
00:44:34,906 --> 00:44:36,472
Look at me.

896
00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:38,975
I need for you to listen, okay?

897
00:44:38,977 --> 00:44:42,712
Afterwards, you can do whatever
the hell you gotta do.

898
00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:44,747
Just listen.

899
00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:48,751
Well, this better be good.

900
00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:55,992
I haven't told this to anybody.

901
00:44:58,028 --> 00:44:59,429
One night, when I was
coming ho me

902
00:44:59,431 --> 00:45:02,331
from basketball practice in
high school...

903
00:45:04,168 --> 00:45:07,370
I heard a baby crying
in a dumpster.

904
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:14,577
I opened it up and there was
this little girl.

905
00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:19,148
And I picked her up,
and I held her.

906
00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:22,852
I didn't know what to do.

907
00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:26,656
And I took her home,

908
00:45:26,658 --> 00:45:29,592
and I handed her to my mom,

909
00:45:29,594 --> 00:45:33,429
and she held her like her own.

910
00:45:34,531 --> 00:45:37,066
And we called the
police stations.

911
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:42,672
We called the TV stations and
t he newspapers,

912
00:45:42,674 --> 00:45:44,607
and no one claimed her.

913
00:45:44,609 --> 00:45:47,710
She wasn't missing. She
was abandoned.

914
00:45:51,115 --> 00:45:52,115
Rosie?

915
00:45:52,117 --> 00:45:53,549
Yeah, Rosie.

916
00:45:53,551 --> 00:45:56,719
I wanted to give her a
decent life,

917
00:45:56,721 --> 00:45:59,021
and that's what we're doin'.

918
00:46:00,457 --> 00:46:03,760
We'll tell her someday
when she 's older.

919
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:08,464
But I gotta get my
family and you,

920
00:46:08,466 --> 00:46:12,835
I gotta get us out of this
sorry-ass life.

921
00:46:12,837 --> 00:46:17,640
Babe, look, you're doin' it
for the right cause,

922
00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:20,343
but it's not the
right solution.

923
00:46:21,478 --> 00:46:24,947
But there ain't nobody else.

924
00:46:25,983 --> 00:46:30,620
I'm just sayin' Riverboat is no
the answer, okay?

925
00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:32,722
He's a one-way ticket to hell.

926
00:46:32,724 --> 00:46:35,925
Is your soul judged for that?

927
00:46:37,361 --> 00:46:40,363
All right, you know what?

928
00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:43,933
I know I can't talk
you out of this,

929
00:46:43,935 --> 00:46:48,538
so you go do whatever it is the
hell you gotta do.

930
00:46:48,540 --> 00:46:51,407
But when you think about this 2
0 years from now,

931
00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:54,477
just remember you did this to
yourself, okay?

932
00:47:19,236 --> 00:47:22,605
¶ Drivin' down a lonely road ¶

933
00:47:22,607 --> 00:47:25,708
¶ Seein' my head explode ¶

934
00:47:25,710 --> 00:47:28,978
¶ Tryin' to snuff
out the fear ¶

935
00:47:31,281 --> 00:47:34,350
¶ Runnin' from the man inside ¶

936
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:36,986
¶ Runnin' from my
father's pride ¶

937
00:47:36,988 --> 00:47:41,057
¶ Runnin' with my girl
by my side ¶

938
00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:49,866
Flippity-flop,
gents.

939
00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:50,933
Check.

940
00:47:50,935 --> 00:47:52,568
Check.

941
00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:56,205
Cost you $5,000 to play, boys.

942
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:57,406
I fold.

943
00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:59,328
My
sentiments exactly.

944
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:04,981
Well, I can't let you have
all the fun. Call.

945
00:48:05,816 --> 00:48:08,885
Turn.

946
00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:09,986
Sure.

947
00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:12,822
Bet is 20 Gs.

948
00:48:12,824 --> 00:48:16,926
Ooh, bold, decisive,
aggressive.

949
00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:19,929
I like that in a man.

950
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:21,931
Call.

951
00:48:21,933 --> 00:48:24,834
River card, ladies.

952
00:48:24,836 --> 00:48:27,236
Bam! King of diamonds.

953
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,738
Poker time.

954
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:31,941
Possible straight,
possible flu sh.

955
00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:38,981
I don't think you got the
goods, my friend.

956
00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:43,019
$50,000 finds out.

957
00:48:44,855 --> 00:48:47,390
On the other hand, you might ha
have kings tucked under there.

958
00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:52,995
Mm-hmm. Well, how curious
are you to find out?

959
00:48:52,997 --> 00:48:54,864
Curious enough.

960
00:48:54,866 --> 00:48:58,768
I will see your 50,

961
00:48:58,770 --> 00:49:01,170
and bump it to 100.

962
00:49:02,506 --> 00:49:03,472
Didn't your mama ever teach you

963
00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:07,176
that it's impolite to wear
a ha t indoors?

964
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,280
Didn't your mama teach
you it's impolite

965
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,649
to ask a stranger an
impolite question?

966
00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:15,785
Well, she obviously

967
00:49:15,787 --> 00:49:17,520
never taught you that's
it impolite

968
00:49:17,522 --> 00:49:20,923
to answer a question
with a question.

969
00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:31,834
And I raise you another 100.

970
00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:38,207
Call.

971
00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:47,950
Uno king.

972
00:49:47,952 --> 00:49:51,053
Tres hombres, kings. Ai!

973
00:49:59,463 --> 00:50:02,965
Ooh, diamonds are a g
girl's best friend.

974
00:50:02,967 --> 00:50:06,268
Oh, Ty-D-Bol, flush time.

975
00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:10,006
So the flush beats three kings.

976
00:50:10,008 --> 00:50:12,441
I know what it beats.

977
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,977
What are the odds on that?

978
00:50:14,979 --> 00:50:17,046
About five to one.

979
00:50:17,048 --> 00:50:19,715
You wouldn't be cheatin' me,
would you, friend?

980
00:50:19,717 --> 00:50:22,985
I take it you're not serious
out that question.

981
00:50:22,987 --> 00:50:25,788
Like a heart attack.

982
00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:27,056
Tell you what.

983
00:50:27,058 --> 00:50:28,324
Since you're so stressed out

984
00:50:28,326 --> 00:50:31,460
about someone cheatin' you, how
about we cut cards?

985
00:50:31,462 --> 00:50:33,796
No possible cheatin' in that.

986
00:50:33,798 --> 00:50:36,632
You just can't get enough of
my money, can you?

987
00:50:36,634 --> 00:50:37,867
Only if you're in the mood.

988
00:50:37,869 --> 00:50:39,135
I'm always in the mood.

989
00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:42,138
You call the stakes.

990
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:46,075
How much you figure you
got over there?

991
00:50:46,077 --> 00:50:49,578
450,000, give or take.

992
00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:52,448
Well, I guess 450,000 it is.

993
00:50:55,085 --> 00:50:57,319
All right.

994
00:50:58,588 --> 00:51:00,089
That look all right to you?

995
00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:01,824
Looks real good.

996
00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:05,828
Be my guest.

997
00:51:13,036 --> 00:51:15,504
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

998
00:51:15,506 --> 00:51:19,008
Jumpin' Jack from
the house of spades.

999
00:51:19,010 --> 00:51:21,110
Nice draw.

1000
00:51:21,112 --> 00:51:21,677
Ooh!

1001
00:51:21,679 --> 00:51:22,812
Want to buy off the hand?

1002
00:51:22,814 --> 00:51:24,346
Nah, you would not
respect a ma n

1003
00:51:24,348 --> 00:51:27,083
who turned tail and ran, now,
would you?

1004
00:51:44,067 --> 00:51:45,868
Lord, Lord.

1005
00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:49,271
Oh!

1006
00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:51,140
Look at that.

1007
00:51:51,142 --> 00:51:54,243
Queen just beats that Jack.

1008
00:51:54,245 --> 00:51:55,845
Must be my lucky day.

1009
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:00,883
Comin' right up.

1010
00:52:07,390 --> 00:52:08,591
Oh, hey there.

1011
00:52:08,593 --> 00:52:10,893
I'm sorry. Must be the
wrong suite.

1012
00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:11,961
Right suite, right time.

1013
00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:14,497
Step right this way,
sweetheart.

1014
00:52:15,499 --> 00:52:17,600
You can put these over here,
baby, right here.

1015
00:52:17,602 --> 00:52:24,206
Okay. Uh, hey, fellas. I got me
meatball and, uh, some veggies

1016
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:26,775
for those of you who want to
lo se some weight.

1017
00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:30,546
How about we try a
little Omaha?

1018
00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:32,681
Oh, now, now, come on now,
brother.

1019
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:35,951
We been playing cards for 10
hours straight.

1020
00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:38,954
Man's gotta stretch his bones,

1021
00:52:38,956 --> 00:52:39,989
eat sometime.

1022
00:52:39,991 --> 00:52:43,192
Don't ever call me
brother again.

1023
00:52:45,128 --> 00:52:46,395
All right.

1024
00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:49,198
I want to be a
gentleman about this.

1025
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:54,069
Now, give you a sportin' chance
to get your money back.

1026
00:52:54,071 --> 00:52:56,138
Yeah? What do you got in mind?

1027
00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:58,040
Well, how about we
change venue s?

1028
00:52:58,042 --> 00:52:59,542
Settle this at a pool table

1029
00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:02,578
or a racetrack or a
golf course?

1030
00:53:03,713 --> 00:53:06,115
This is Las Vegas, my friend.

1031
00:53:06,117 --> 00:53:07,216
Pool takes too long.

1032
00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:09,118
We don't deal with animals.

1033
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,120
They don't listen to reason.

1034
00:53:11,122 --> 00:53:12,688
Suit yourself.

1035
00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:14,056
You know somebody around here

1036
00:53:14,058 --> 00:53:15,824
who's pretty good at
playing golf?

1037
00:53:15,826 --> 00:53:18,427
You bring your fast gun,
I bring mine.

1038
00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:21,430
Hmm. Who you got?

1039
00:53:23,233 --> 00:53:25,234
Hey, you!

1040
00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:27,770
Me?

1041
00:53:27,772 --> 00:53:30,239
Yeah, you. You play golf?

1042
00:53:30,241 --> 00:53:31,273
Yeah.

1043
00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:33,008
You any good?

1044
00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:34,176
I'm okay.

1045
00:53:34,178 --> 00:53:36,145
You ever play in competitions?

1046
00:53:36,147 --> 00:53:37,213
Back in high school.

1047
00:53:37,215 --> 00:53:39,181
You win?

1048
00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:39,882
Well, uh,

1049
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:41,817
you know, I'm a little modest
t o say who won,

1050
00:53:41,819 --> 00:53:45,020
but, uh, I will tell you that
t he others lost.

1051
00:53:45,022 --> 00:53:47,723
Ha! That's good enough for me.

1052
00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:51,060
See, I have to give my new
friend here a cinch bet.

1053
00:53:51,062 --> 00:53:53,329
You free for some fun
in the sun?

1054
00:53:53,331 --> 00:53:57,266
Yeah. What I gotta do?

1055
00:53:57,268 --> 00:53:58,968
Just play 18 holes of golf

1056
00:53:58,970 --> 00:54:01,870
and try as hard as you can.

1057
00:54:01,872 --> 00:54:03,405
Sounds good. I just, uh...

1058
00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:04,840
I gotta be done by 6:00.

1059
00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:05,774
That's when my shift starts.

1060
00:54:05,776 --> 00:54:08,210
Okay. We know where
to find you.

1061
00:54:08,212 --> 00:54:11,380
Cool. Enjoy the pizza.

1062
00:54:11,382 --> 00:54:13,182
Thank you, baby!

1063
00:54:13,184 --> 00:54:14,650
Gentlemen?

1064
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,988
You want a piece?

1065
00:54:18,990 --> 00:54:20,190
You gotta be kiddin'.

1066
00:54:20,191 --> 00:54:22,992
I don't eat delivered pizza.

1067
00:54:22,994 --> 00:54:24,493
Of course, you don't,

1068
00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:25,628
big spender.

1069
00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:30,132
You knew what was goo
d for your health,

1070
00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:31,300
you'd surrender that cash

1071
00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:33,502
and get your ass out of town
as fast as you can.

1072
00:54:33,504 --> 00:54:37,740
That sounds like you're a
scrawny, little schoolboy

1073
00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:41,210
runnin' from the class bully.

1074
00:54:41,212 --> 00:54:41,844
Trust me.

1075
00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:46,248
You do not want to lock horns w
with Jimmy Diamonds.

1076
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:47,283
And why is that?

1077
00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:48,384
All I'm sayin'

1078
00:54:48,386 --> 00:54:53,422
is Jimmy Diamonds just as
soon kill you as lose.

1079
00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:58,060
Uh!

1080
00:55:07,871 --> 00:55:10,572
Hey! You lookin' at me?

1081
00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:20,582
Ahh!

1082
00:55:22,252 --> 00:55:25,287
The Indonesian Infiniblade.

1083
00:55:25,289 --> 00:55:27,122
What can't it cut through?

1084
00:55:31,262 --> 00:55:32,428
Ooh!

1085
00:55:34,097 --> 00:55:35,964
Did you order a large?

1086
00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:39,301
I hope there's
sausage on that.

1087
00:55:41,539 --> 00:55:43,272
Today at the
Merion Cricket Club

1088
00:55:43,274 --> 00:55:44,340
outside Philadelphia,

1089
00:55:44,342 --> 00:55:45,874
the young phenom, Aaron Bolt,

1090
00:55:45,876 --> 00:55:49,011
captured his second consecutive
American Amateur Championship,

1091
00:55:49,013 --> 00:55:52,014
leaving no question about his e
merging dominance.

1092
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,982
Many experts are
beginning to predict

1093
00:55:53,984 --> 00:55:57,186
he will be the next great
American golfer.

1094
00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:03,225
¶ Everything is tellin'
m e ¶

1095
00:56:04,395 --> 00:56:07,463
¶ To finally give up ¶

1096
00:56:07,465 --> 00:56:09,365
¶ On you ¶

1097
00:56:09,367 --> 00:56:13,335
¶ Ain't it true? ¶

1098
00:56:13,337 --> 00:56:16,972
¶ But I love you ¶

1099
00:56:16,974 --> 00:56:19,274
¶ I love you ¶

1100
00:56:19,276 --> 00:56:25,414
¶ My la-la-la la-la-la-love ¶

1101
00:56:25,416 --> 00:56:28,317
¶ I love you ¶

1102
00:56:28,319 --> 00:56:31,353
¶ I love you ¶

1103
00:56:31,355 --> 00:56:33,555
¶ Oh, why do I feel... ¶

1104
00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:34,790
What'll it be?

1105
00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:39,528
Hey, buddy, there's a two-drink
minimum for the show.

1106
00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:40,295
Excuse me?

1107
00:56:40,297 --> 00:56:41,363
If you're gonna stay,

1108
00:56:41,365 --> 00:56:42,798
you're gonna have to
order a drink.

1109
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,433
Oh, uh, right. Um, yeah, sorry.

1110
00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:46,168
What do you like?

1111
00:56:46,170 --> 00:56:47,669
What do you got?

1112
00:56:47,671 --> 00:56:49,037
What?

1113
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,205
What do you recommend?

1114
00:56:50,207 --> 00:56:51,707
Me, I like, uh, vodka,

1115
00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:53,142
splash of cranberry
with a twist.

1116
00:56:53,144 --> 00:56:56,445
Perfect. Sounds healthy.
Count me in.

1117
00:56:58,314 --> 00:57:01,617
¶ But I love you ¶

1118
00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:04,219
¶ I love you ¶

1119
00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:10,426
¶ My la-la-la la-la-la-love ¶

1120
00:57:10,428 --> 00:57:13,595
¶ I love you ¶

1121
00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:16,131
¶ I love you ¶

1122
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:24,133
¶ Oh, why do I feel so
bad for you ¶

1123
00:57:27,477 --> 00:57:32,414
¶ My love ¶

1124
00:57:52,869 --> 00:57:55,471
Hey, Lana!

1125
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:57,973
I have had it with
you coming o n

1126
00:57:57,975 --> 00:58:00,242
to every swingin' dick that
walks through that door!

1127
00:58:00,244 --> 00:58:02,377
I'm a performer. It's a show.

1128
00:58:02,379 --> 00:58:03,745
Grow up, asshole!

1129
00:58:05,215 --> 00:58:06,615
Hey!

1130
00:58:06,617 --> 00:58:08,484
Get your hands off her!

1131
00:58:08,486 --> 00:58:09,585
Get lost, jerk!

1132
00:58:09,587 --> 00:58:11,753
That's funny. I could tell the
same thing to you.

1133
00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:13,322
What the hell do you think you'
re doin'?

1134
00:58:13,324 --> 00:58:14,623
I'm was gonna take a leak.

1135
00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:17,993
But now I'm gonna kick your ass
if you touch her again.

1136
00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,161
Do you know this asshole?

1137
00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:22,998
Yeah. He's a black
belt in karate.

1138
00:58:26,302 --> 00:58:28,437
I'm tempted to find out.

1139
00:58:28,439 --> 00:58:29,938
Suit yourself.

1140
00:58:38,581 --> 00:58:40,115
Thanks.

1141
00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:45,220
You, uh...

1142
00:58:45,222 --> 00:58:46,955
You sing really good.

1143
00:58:49,325 --> 00:58:51,026
I have my moments.

1144
00:58:54,130 --> 00:58:58,500
The bathroom is down the
hall on the right.

1145
00:58:58,502 --> 00:59:01,837
Make sure to wash your hands.

1146
00:59:02,906 --> 00:59:06,074
I'll wash my hands
before and after.

1147
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,179
It sounds interesting.

1148
00:59:12,248 --> 00:59:13,382
What's the catch?

1149
00:59:13,384 --> 00:59:15,717
There's no catch. There's
no downside.

1150
00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:19,021
And you get to keep 10%
out of the take.

1151
00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:23,158
So all I gotta do is beat one g
guy I've never heard of?

1152
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,493
One guy.

1153
00:59:24,495 --> 00:59:28,530
That sounds simple enough.

1154
00:59:28,532 --> 00:59:29,331
Yeah?

1155
00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:31,253
Riverboat's here.

1156
00:59:35,438 --> 00:59:36,538
Bring him in.

1157
00:59:45,281 --> 00:59:46,181
You ever wondered

1158
00:59:46,183 --> 00:59:48,717
what the devil himself
looks like?

1159
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,653
Behold.

1160
00:59:52,488 --> 00:59:54,189
Aaron, say hi to Riverboat.

1161
00:59:54,191 --> 00:59:55,991
Riverboat, Aaron Bolt,

1162
00:59:55,993 --> 01:00:00,495
the number-one-ranked
amateur in the world.

1163
01:00:00,497 --> 01:00:01,763
Ah-ah, don't shake his hand.

1164
01:00:01,765 --> 01:00:05,233
He's probably got a tack
taped to his palm.

1165
01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:09,371
You really as good as
everybody says?

1166
01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:10,439
You don't have to answer that.

1167
01:00:10,441 --> 01:00:11,873
He's just messin'
with your head.

1168
01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:14,910
No, I'm better.

1169
01:00:14,912 --> 01:00:16,745
Wow.

1170
01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:18,313
On that promisin' note,

1171
01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:20,582
maybe we should talk
about the match.

1172
01:00:20,584 --> 01:00:23,085
Okay, talk.

1173
01:00:23,087 --> 01:00:24,553
Have you given any thoughts

1174
01:00:24,555 --> 01:00:25,988
about what the bet should be?

1175
01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:28,323
Have I given any thought to what
t the bet should be?

1176
01:00:28,325 --> 01:00:30,792
Yes, I have, as a
matter of fact.

1177
01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:32,227
One game, 18 holes,

1178
01:00:32,229 --> 01:00:35,731
$500,000 cash money, as
you like to say.

1179
01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:38,634
No side bets, and none of
the other bullshit

1180
01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:40,736
that you like to conjure up.

1181
01:00:40,738 --> 01:00:45,073
$500,000, and my boy's gotta
play Aaron Bolt,

1182
01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:48,644
the hottest young player in
the game today.

1183
01:00:48,646 --> 01:00:52,414
You bring your gunslinger,

1184
01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:53,415
I bring mine.

1185
01:00:55,084 --> 01:00:56,351
Aw, no.

1186
01:00:57,053 --> 01:01:00,722
Rocky Balboa versus
Apollo Creed.

1187
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,663
Well...

1188
01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:13,669
Mmm, damn it.

1189
01:01:13,671 --> 01:01:15,904
Ooh, okay.

1190
01:01:15,906 --> 01:01:16,938
Okay.

1191
01:01:16,940 --> 01:01:20,676
Except I think we should stop p
pussy-footin' around

1192
01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:23,245
and play for an even million.

1193
01:01:32,322 --> 01:01:34,556
You want to... You want to
bet a million,

1194
01:01:34,558 --> 01:01:37,826
and you haven't seen
my man play?

1195
01:01:39,629 --> 01:01:40,996
Ubatz.

1196
01:01:40,998 --> 01:01:42,998
Probably a little
ill-advised o f me,

1197
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,101
but there it is.

1198
01:01:46,103 --> 01:01:47,669
Where?

1199
01:01:47,671 --> 01:01:48,904
Wynn, Las Vegas.

1200
01:01:48,906 --> 01:01:52,074
Ha. Wynn, Las Vegas.

1201
01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:53,875
Now, they don't allow
two-bit hoodlums

1202
01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:55,744
like you on that course.

1203
01:01:55,746 --> 01:01:59,414
If that isn't the pot callin'
the kettle black.

1204
01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:03,719
But they do allow current U.S.
American champions,

1205
01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:05,687
thus, the tee time.

1206
01:02:05,689 --> 01:02:08,323
Verification of cash
at a location

1207
01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:11,093
to be determined in
the morning.

1208
01:02:12,695 --> 01:02:17,032
Two players at Wynn, Las Vegas.

1209
01:02:17,034 --> 01:02:21,870
18 holes, million dollars
to the winner.

1210
01:02:21,872 --> 01:02:23,572
Life-changing.

1211
01:02:23,574 --> 01:02:24,740
What's your player's name?

1212
01:02:24,742 --> 01:02:26,374
No, he doesn't have a name.

1213
01:02:26,376 --> 01:02:29,678
Well, has he played in any
national tournaments?

1214
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:33,014
No. No, he doesn't.

1215
01:02:36,152 --> 01:02:37,285
Game on?

1216
01:02:37,287 --> 01:02:40,021
Yeah, game on. Now
get outta here.

1217
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:51,566
Fuckin' clown.

1218
01:03:00,643 --> 01:03:03,678
Hey, God bless you, man.
Anything?

1219
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,781
It's tough.

1220
01:03:05,783 --> 01:03:07,849
Yeah.

1221
01:03:07,851 --> 01:03:09,417
Thanks, man.

1222
01:03:11,854 --> 01:03:13,922
Hey! Hey!

1223
01:03:15,158 --> 01:03:16,625
Hey! Oh!

1224
01:03:16,627 --> 01:03:19,761
Really?! Watch where
you're goin'!

1225
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:27,796
¶ And I don't want to hurt
the one I love ¶

1226
01:04:27,798 --> 01:04:32,767
¶ It's all around me ¶

1227
01:04:32,769 --> 01:04:35,604
¶ Trouble ¶

1228
01:04:35,606 --> 01:04:39,174
¶ I know you never hurt the
one you love ¶

1229
01:04:39,176 --> 01:04:43,211
¶ And I don't want to hurt
the one I love ¶

1230
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:47,916
¶ Please don't make me hurt
the one I love ¶

1231
01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:49,351
¶ Yeah ¶

1232
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,926
Thank you.

1233
01:05:05,601 --> 01:05:09,471
Man, drinking alone in Vegas,

1234
01:05:09,473 --> 01:05:12,607
the weight of the world
on his shoulders.

1235
01:05:16,145 --> 01:05:22,751
Baby, I can make all your
troubles go away.

1236
01:05:22,753 --> 01:05:26,221
I wouldn't be too sure
about that.

1237
01:05:26,223 --> 01:05:30,926
Doctor, one more of
whatever he 's having

1238
01:05:30,928 --> 01:05:33,728
and a Scotch neat for the lady.

1239
01:05:44,740 --> 01:05:47,575
¶ Sea lion woman, sea lion ¶

1240
01:05:47,577 --> 01:05:49,945
¶ She drank coffee, sea lion ¶

1241
01:05:49,947 --> 01:05:52,414
¶ She drank tea, sea lion ¶

1242
01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:54,849
¶ And he gamble lie, sea lion ¶

1243
01:05:54,851 --> 01:05:57,319
¶ Way down yonder, sea lion ¶

1244
01:05:57,321 --> 01:05:59,454
¶ I'm gonna maul, sea lion ¶

1245
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,957
¶ And a rooster crow,
sea lion ¶

1246
01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:04,626
¶ And he got no lie, sea lion ¶

1247
01:06:04,628 --> 01:06:06,795
¶ Sea lion woman, sea lion ¶

1248
01:06:06,797 --> 01:06:09,564
¶ She drank coffee, sea lion ¶

1249
01:06:09,566 --> 01:06:12,000
¶ She drank tea, sea lion ¶

1250
01:06:12,002 --> 01:06:14,402
¶ And he gamble lie, sea lion ¶

1251
01:06:14,404 --> 01:06:16,638
¶ And he gamble lie, sea lion ¶

1252
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:20,508
¶ And he gamble lie, sea lion ¶

1253
01:06:30,619 --> 01:06:33,421
Let me take care of this, baby.

1254
01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:36,424
¶ Sea lion woman, sea lion ¶

1255
01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:38,760
¶ She drank coffee, sea lion ¶

1256
01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:40,929
¶ She drank tea, sea lion ¶

1257
01:06:40,931 --> 01:06:43,531
¶ And he gamble lie, sea lion ¶

1258
01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:45,900
¶ Way down yonder, sea lion ¶

1259
01:06:45,902 --> 01:06:47,869
¶ I'm gonna maul, sea lion ¶

1260
01:06:47,871 --> 01:06:50,572
¶ And the rooster crow,
sea lion ¶

1261
01:06:50,574 --> 01:06:52,874
¶ And the rooster crow,
sea lion ¶

1262
01:06:52,876 --> 01:06:55,643
¶ And the rooster crow,
sea lion ¶

1263
01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:58,780
¶ And he got no lie, sea lion ¶

1264
01:07:03,319 --> 01:07:04,886
Well, well.

1265
01:07:04,888 --> 01:07:07,689
Caught with your pants down.

1266
01:07:08,891 --> 01:07:10,992
Not so much fun, is it?

1267
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,489
Your man and I have
arranged for a game.

1268
01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:42,991
You're gonna play
this young kid,

1269
01:07:42,993 --> 01:07:44,993
who I believe is destined to be

1270
01:07:44,995 --> 01:07:47,062
one of the all-time greats.

1271
01:07:47,064 --> 01:07:49,531
Frankly, I think that he
can be at you,

1272
01:07:49,533 --> 01:07:53,334
but I need for you to be
sure t hat he does.

1273
01:07:54,336 --> 01:07:56,171
You understand?

1274
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:01,843
I asked you a question.

1275
01:08:01,845 --> 01:08:03,711
Do you understand?

1276
01:08:07,016 --> 01:08:08,049
He's deaf.

1277
01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:13,655
Now, here is a promise.

1278
01:08:13,657 --> 01:08:15,657
If you do not lose the match,

1279
01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:16,758
you're gonna be found
at the bottom

1280
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,594
of the nearest swimming pool we
wearing lead boots.

1281
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:24,032
Is there any part of that you
don't understand?

1282
01:08:24,034 --> 01:08:26,568
And one more thing.

1283
01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:29,838
Not a word of this to anybody,

1284
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,373
because I will know.

1285
01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:33,775
I will know.

1286
01:09:34,136 --> 01:09:35,970
Goin' somewhere?

1287
01:09:35,972 --> 01:09:36,771
Apparently not!

1288
01:09:36,773 --> 01:09:39,507
You're obviously not payin'
attention, boy.

1289
01:09:39,509 --> 01:09:40,675
Get in.

1290
01:10:05,968 --> 01:10:08,870
I didn't bargain for any of
this, Riverboat.

1291
01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:10,738
Oh, yes, you did.

1292
01:10:12,074 --> 01:10:14,209
Are you stupid?

1293
01:10:14,211 --> 01:10:16,344
You blind, or both?

1294
01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:21,616
You realize if you vanish
what happens to me?

1295
01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:22,717
No.

1296
01:10:22,719 --> 01:10:25,253
Why, in this town once
a bet's made,

1297
01:10:25,255 --> 01:10:28,189
if the player doesn't show up,

1298
01:10:28,191 --> 01:10:30,225
the bet is forfeited.

1299
01:10:30,227 --> 01:10:31,526
Gone.

1300
01:10:31,528 --> 01:10:33,428
Las Vegas rules.

1301
01:10:33,430 --> 01:10:39,033
So this great escape of
yours would cost me

1302
01:10:39,035 --> 01:10:40,468
million dollars cash money.

1303
01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:46,641
Riverboat, Jimmy Diamonds came
to my hotel room last night.

1304
01:10:48,811 --> 01:10:51,045
He told me if I didn't
lose this match,

1305
01:10:51,047 --> 01:10:53,014
he's gonna kill me.

1306
01:10:55,485 --> 01:10:57,252
Now...

1307
01:10:57,254 --> 01:10:59,220
Now you know what your
life's worth

1308
01:10:59,222 --> 01:11:00,622
on the open market.

1309
01:11:00,624 --> 01:11:04,225
So Jimmy Diamonds
threatened to kill you

1310
01:11:04,227 --> 01:11:05,526
if you don't lose.

1311
01:11:05,528 --> 01:11:07,528
Let me give you one more
piece of information.

1312
01:11:07,530 --> 01:11:11,566
If you don't win, I'm
gonna kill you.

1313
01:11:14,069 --> 01:11:15,403
You win, you're dead.

1314
01:11:15,405 --> 01:11:18,506
You lose, you're dead.

1315
01:11:22,144 --> 01:11:25,713
How's it feel to be
caught in a squeeze?

1316
01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:34,289
Here's a reminder.

1317
01:11:46,168 --> 01:11:48,736
Now, Aaron Bolt's
gonna show up.

1318
01:11:48,738 --> 01:11:50,905
He's gonna play 18
holes of golf.

1319
01:11:50,907 --> 01:11:54,342
If you don't show up and win...

1320
01:11:55,711 --> 01:11:58,680
your whole world come tumblin'
down.

1321
01:12:28,210 --> 01:12:29,143
Hey.

1322
01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:30,144
What the hell is going on?

1323
01:12:30,146 --> 01:12:31,846
I've been calling and calling
and texting you!

1324
01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:34,749
Baby, I need for you to
listen to me, okay?

1325
01:12:34,751 --> 01:12:35,983
I gotta tell you something
really quick.

1326
01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:39,020
I need for you to listen to
me carefully, okay?

1327
01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:40,054
No, no, no! It's not okay!

1328
01:12:40,056 --> 01:12:43,825
Why haven't you called me
or your mother?

1329
01:12:44,626 --> 01:12:47,695
Natalie, please just
listen to me.

1330
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,900
I gotta tell you

1331
01:12:52,902 --> 01:12:54,969
you're probably the most perfect
person that I ever met.

1332
01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:58,272
I'm sorry that I didn't make you
u feel like it sometimes.

1333
01:12:58,274 --> 01:13:02,210
Augie, no one is perfect.

1334
01:13:02,212 --> 01:13:02,810
You just...

1335
01:13:02,812 --> 01:13:05,346
I mean, you sound like a
different person.

1336
01:13:05,348 --> 01:13:08,116
Here's the second thing.

1337
01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:12,320
And this is hard. No, kiddin',
okay?

1338
01:13:12,322 --> 01:13:13,654
So no flinchin'.

1339
01:13:14,490 --> 01:13:19,260
I need you take care of my
mama and Rosie.

1340
01:13:19,262 --> 01:13:20,695
If somethin' happens to me,

1341
01:13:20,697 --> 01:13:24,665
promise me that you will take c
are of them no matter what.

1342
01:13:24,667 --> 01:13:28,503
Augie? What the hell
is going o n?

1343
01:13:28,505 --> 01:13:31,572
Okay, you're gonna tell me what
's going on right now,

1344
01:13:31,574 --> 01:13:33,474
or I'm gonna hang up.

1345
01:14:18,554 --> 01:14:19,420
We good.

1346
01:14:19,422 --> 01:14:21,422
We good.

1347
01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:22,190
We're good.

1348
01:14:22,192 --> 01:14:24,058
Jessie holds the money
in my limo,

1349
01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:27,795
and Lorenzo and O.D.
handle security.

1350
01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:31,966
How about Lorenzo and O.D. hold
the money in my car

1351
01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:34,535
and Jessie can kiss my ass?

1352
01:14:34,537 --> 01:14:37,171
Ass-kissing comin' right up.

1353
01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:11,339
Good luck.

1354
01:15:11,341 --> 01:15:12,440
You, too.

1355
01:15:12,442 --> 01:15:14,308
What's your name?

1356
01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:15,476
I'm Augie.

1357
01:15:15,478 --> 01:15:16,477
Aaron.

1358
01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:19,580
I know. Aaron Bolt.

1359
01:15:21,217 --> 01:15:22,183
Good day, gentlemen.

1360
01:15:22,185 --> 01:15:23,518
I see you've already met.

1361
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:24,819
Yeah, we met.

1362
01:15:24,821 --> 01:15:27,121
And we're clear what
the stakes are.

1363
01:15:28,557 --> 01:15:29,824
Yeah.

1364
01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:31,192
Okay, then.

1365
01:15:31,194 --> 01:15:32,927
Since we're the visiting team,

1366
01:15:32,929 --> 01:15:35,396
I think we should have
the honors.

1367
01:15:35,398 --> 01:15:37,765
Augie? Play away, please.

1368
01:15:57,586 --> 01:15:59,220
Shot.

1369
01:16:50,872 --> 01:16:52,006
Get up!

1370
01:16:52,908 --> 01:16:54,075
Get up!

1371
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:26,807
Get up, get up.

1372
01:17:45,894 --> 01:17:47,728
Numero uno.

1373
01:17:47,730 --> 01:17:48,996
Cha cha cha.

1374
01:17:53,935 --> 01:17:55,603
Too bad.

1375
01:17:55,605 --> 01:17:56,704
Damn it!

1376
01:17:58,707 --> 01:18:00,374
Two down.

1377
01:18:09,584 --> 01:18:10,751
Got any 4s?

1378
01:18:10,753 --> 01:18:11,886
Go fish.

1379
01:18:11,888 --> 01:18:14,722
You got any jacks?

1380
01:18:14,724 --> 01:18:15,723
Man.

1381
01:18:15,725 --> 01:18:16,657
Ha ha!

1382
01:18:16,659 --> 01:18:18,325
Hand 'em over, sucker.

1383
01:18:18,327 --> 01:18:19,660
Four jacks for me.

1384
01:18:19,662 --> 01:18:21,462
Do I get to ax again?

1385
01:18:21,464 --> 01:18:22,396
Keep goin'.

1386
01:18:29,237 --> 01:18:32,506
Hey! Hold
off a minute!

1387
01:18:32,508 --> 01:18:34,942
Excuse me.

1388
01:18:35,912 --> 01:18:37,645
One minute!

1389
01:18:37,647 --> 01:18:40,648
Whoo!

1390
01:18:40,650 --> 01:18:41,782
Sorry.

1391
01:18:47,289 --> 01:18:48,222
Who's the broad?

1392
01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:49,657
Never seen
her before.

1393
01:18:49,659 --> 01:18:52,193
Why do I think
you're lyin'?

1394
01:18:52,195 --> 01:18:55,830
Maybe 'cause you always
think I 'm lyin'.

1395
01:18:57,666 --> 01:18:58,766
Hey, handsome.

1396
01:19:01,903 --> 01:19:02,937
Who are you?

1397
01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:04,805
The enemy.

1398
01:19:04,807 --> 01:19:06,173
That's too bad.

1399
01:19:06,175 --> 01:19:08,676
Oh, wow, what a beautiful hole.

1400
01:19:08,678 --> 01:19:11,812
And the water, it's just...

1401
01:19:11,814 --> 01:19:13,080
Yeah.

1402
01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:14,381
Okay.

1403
01:19:15,784 --> 01:19:16,784
Good luck.

1404
01:19:45,914 --> 01:19:47,948
Shit.

1405
01:19:57,592 --> 01:19:59,827
Sit, ball!

1406
01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:00,928
Sit!

1407
01:20:02,397 --> 01:20:04,932
Let's go, Augie.

1408
01:20:19,581 --> 01:20:20,681
Get in!

1409
01:20:20,683 --> 01:20:21,982
Get in there! Yes!

1410
01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,484
Oh, yeah.

1411
01:20:23,486 --> 01:20:26,353
Do you remember our
conversation?

1412
01:20:27,589 --> 01:20:29,723
Yeah. How could I forget?

1413
01:20:29,725 --> 01:20:31,592
Make sure you don't.

1414
01:20:34,796 --> 01:20:36,831
You got this.

1415
01:21:14,102 --> 01:21:15,836
It's good.

1416
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,981
That's good.

1417
01:22:03,184 --> 01:22:04,952
Augie.

1418
01:22:06,288 --> 01:22:08,956
Nice putt.

1419
01:22:08,958 --> 01:22:09,790
Yeah. Yeah.

1420
01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:11,625
Match even goin' in
the last ho le.

1421
01:22:11,627 --> 01:22:15,930
Your appointment with
destiny h as arrived.

1422
01:22:15,932 --> 01:22:18,565
What about Jimmy Diamonds?

1423
01:22:20,001 --> 01:22:21,869
Why don't you win this one?

1424
01:22:21,871 --> 01:22:26,140
Win this for your family.

1425
01:22:41,923 --> 01:22:43,991
Final hole,

1426
01:22:43,993 --> 01:22:46,060
last out in baseball,

1427
01:22:46,062 --> 01:22:48,729
final play in football,

1428
01:22:48,731 --> 01:22:51,865
last minute in a
basketball game.

1429
01:22:51,867 --> 01:22:53,701
Moment of truth.

1430
01:22:53,703 --> 01:22:54,969
This is what we play for

1431
01:22:54,971 --> 01:22:56,136
Mm-hmm.

1432
01:23:21,696 --> 01:23:22,830
Where the hell is he?

1433
01:23:22,832 --> 01:23:25,766
Preparing to put the
final dagger

1434
01:23:25,768 --> 01:23:27,968
into your wicked heart.

1435
01:23:36,611 --> 01:23:38,579
I don't know what you're up to,

1436
01:23:38,581 --> 01:23:39,513
but a million dollars says

1437
01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:41,782
you're not gonna get
away with it.

1438
01:23:43,085 --> 01:23:45,686
What the hell is this?

1439
01:23:45,688 --> 01:23:48,088
Gentlemen, sorry to
interrupt y our game,

1440
01:23:48,090 --> 01:23:51,859
but I'm with the Internal
Revenue Service, the IRS.

1441
01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:53,427
I trust you've heard of it.

1442
01:23:53,429 --> 01:23:56,163
What is the problem, officer?

1443
01:23:57,399 --> 01:24:01,969
You Reese Baudry, aka
Riverboat?

1444
01:24:01,971 --> 01:24:04,972
That must make you
James Diamondes,

1445
01:24:04,974 --> 01:24:06,373
also known as Jimmy Diamonds.

1446
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:11,645
This is a private game being
played on private property.

1447
01:24:11,647 --> 01:24:12,847
But becomes a federal offense

1448
01:24:12,848 --> 01:24:15,149
when people are
gambling illegally.

1449
01:24:15,151 --> 01:24:17,151
See, the IRS and the FBI

1450
01:24:17,153 --> 01:24:20,120
have been monitoring your
gambling activities in

1451
01:24:20,122 --> 01:24:20,621
various state s.

1452
01:24:20,623 --> 01:24:23,157
Seems the two of you live pretty
y high off the hog

1453
01:24:23,159 --> 01:24:25,159
with no apparent income.

1454
01:24:25,161 --> 01:24:28,028
But you get a chance to explain
that to a federal judge.

1455
01:24:28,030 --> 01:24:29,430
We're placing you under arrest

1456
01:24:29,432 --> 01:24:31,498
for suspicion of income
tax evasion.

1457
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:33,700
You have the right to
remain silent...

1458
01:24:33,702 --> 01:24:34,701
No, no, no. Save it!

1459
01:24:34,703 --> 01:24:36,703
This isn't gonna hold
up in court!

1460
01:24:36,705 --> 01:24:37,971
Check your history.

1461
01:24:37,973 --> 01:24:40,607
This is exactly how we
busted Al Capone.

1462
01:24:40,609 --> 01:24:42,176
You're gonna pay for this.

1463
01:24:42,178 --> 01:24:44,211
We'll see who pays.

1464
01:24:44,213 --> 01:24:46,146
Take 'em away, boys.

1465
01:24:49,818 --> 01:24:52,853
The rest of you are free to go.

1466
01:24:52,855 --> 01:24:53,487
But in future,

1467
01:24:53,489 --> 01:24:56,256
I'd pay more attention to the
company you keep.

1468
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:07,668
Hey, haven't I seen you before?

1469
01:25:07,670 --> 01:25:11,105
Only in your dreams. Have a
nice life, lady.

1470
01:25:11,107 --> 01:25:11,905
Don't get jinky with me!

1471
01:25:11,907 --> 01:25:13,807
Your dreams will turn
into nightmares

1472
01:25:13,809 --> 01:25:15,576
when we sort this all out!

1473
01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:19,847
What is this?

1474
01:25:19,849 --> 01:25:21,648
Oh, come on. FBI,
my ass.

1475
01:25:21,650 --> 01:25:24,384
We're being kidnapped by
the Taliban.

1476
01:26:38,593 --> 01:26:40,194
Ahh.

1477
01:26:40,196 --> 01:26:41,795
Oh, really? Really?

1478
01:26:41,797 --> 01:26:45,132
You two really think you're
gonna get away with this, huh?

1479
01:26:45,134 --> 01:26:48,168
On your knees now.

1480
01:26:48,170 --> 01:26:50,270
No.

1481
01:26:51,407 --> 01:26:53,207
Ho! Ho! Whoa!

1482
01:26:53,908 --> 01:26:56,243
Who taught you
how to shoot?

1483
01:26:56,245 --> 01:26:59,246
My daddy since I was 11.

1484
01:26:59,248 --> 01:27:01,014
You in on this?

1485
01:27:01,016 --> 01:27:03,217
Yeah, I was gonna ask
you the same.

1486
01:27:04,786 --> 01:27:07,187
So, Riverboat, you
remember that deal

1487
01:27:07,189 --> 01:27:09,556
we made before we came
to Las Vegas?

1488
01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:13,827
You said I could win
$100,000 guaranteed.

1489
01:27:15,830 --> 01:27:21,368
Now, you boys put up $1
million each.

1490
01:27:21,370 --> 01:27:28,041
So now I am taking $100,000 of
it exactly as you said.

1491
01:27:28,043 --> 01:27:30,811
Not a penny more and not
a penny less,

1492
01:27:30,813 --> 01:27:33,413
because I believe I earned it.

1493
01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:34,481
You really think

1494
01:27:34,483 --> 01:27:36,450
you're gonna get to keep
all of that money?

1495
01:27:36,452 --> 01:27:39,953
You're gonna have to kill us,
both of us!

1496
01:27:39,955 --> 01:27:42,389
Now, in this suitcase
to my left,

1497
01:27:42,391 --> 01:27:45,726
we got $1.9 million,

1498
01:27:45,728 --> 01:27:48,161
and in this suitcase
to my right,

1499
01:27:48,163 --> 01:27:49,529
we got a loaded gun.

1500
01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:54,001
Here's the deal, gentlemen.

1501
01:27:54,003 --> 01:27:55,669
One of you guys are gonna get

1502
01:27:55,671 --> 01:27:57,170
your initial million dollars,

1503
01:27:57,172 --> 01:28:00,407
plus 900,000 for your troubles.

1504
01:28:00,409 --> 01:28:02,309
And the other one?

1505
01:28:02,311 --> 01:28:04,177
Well, not gonna make it home

1506
01:28:04,179 --> 01:28:06,280
for supper tonight
unfortunately.

1507
01:28:06,282 --> 01:28:08,248
Come on now, boy.

1508
01:28:08,250 --> 01:28:09,583
You're in way over your head.

1509
01:28:09,585 --> 01:28:13,053
Now, one of us is gonna
survive this charade,

1510
01:28:13,055 --> 01:28:13,854
and guess what?

1511
01:28:13,856 --> 01:28:15,889
You'll be the first point
of business.

1512
01:28:15,891 --> 01:28:16,857
That's right.

1513
01:28:16,859 --> 01:28:17,958
Really? Well, we've already

1514
01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:19,559
figured that one, didn't we,
baby?

1515
01:28:19,561 --> 01:28:20,527
Mm-hmm.

1516
01:28:20,529 --> 01:28:24,064
You see, that IRS agent that
arrested you boys,

1517
01:28:24,066 --> 01:28:27,200
he's actually the chief of
police in my hometown,

1518
01:28:27,202 --> 01:28:29,169
and he's a family friend.

1519
01:28:29,171 --> 01:28:31,305
So if anything happens to me,

1520
01:28:31,307 --> 01:28:32,906
he's gonna know who did it.

1521
01:28:32,908 --> 01:28:35,976
He's gonna track you down to the
e ends of the earth

1522
01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:39,146
and make sure that
justice is served.

1523
01:28:39,948 --> 01:28:41,782
Got it? Yeah.

1524
01:28:44,352 --> 01:28:46,420
You got 'em, baby?

1525
01:28:46,422 --> 01:28:47,321
Yep.

1526
01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:51,692
Ow. All right.

1527
01:28:55,396 --> 01:28:56,530
Shit.

1528
01:29:06,007 --> 01:29:07,240
Hey, you little...

1529
01:29:07,242 --> 01:29:08,442
Hey!

1530
01:29:16,484 --> 01:29:18,552
Gentlemen.

1531
01:29:19,854 --> 01:29:21,955
Nice doin' business with you.

1532
01:29:21,957 --> 01:29:23,690
May the
worst man lose!

1533
01:29:30,131 --> 01:29:33,667
¶ When I wake up, well, I
know I'm gonna be ¶

1534
01:29:33,669 --> 01:29:37,471
¶ I'm gonna be the man who wake
s up next to you ¶

1535
01:29:37,473 --> 01:29:39,239
A ah!

1536
01:29:39,241 --> 01:29:41,007
¶ Yeah, I know I'm gonna be ¶

1537
01:29:41,009 --> 01:29:44,711
¶ I'm gonna be the man who
goes along with you ¶

1538
01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:48,482
¶ If I get drunk, well, I
know I'm gonna be ¶

1539
01:29:48,484 --> 01:29:52,085
¶ I'm gonna be the man who gets
drunk next to you ¶

1540
01:29:52,087 --> 01:29:55,422
¶ And if I haver, yeah, I
know I'm gonna be ¶

1541
01:29:56,658 --> 01:30:00,060
¶ I'm gonna be the man who's
haverin' to you ¶

1542
01:30:00,062 --> 01:30:03,330
¶ But I would walk 500 miles ¶

1543
01:30:03,332 --> 01:30:06,933
¶ And I would walk 500 more ¶

1544
01:30:06,935 --> 01:30:09,503
¶ Just to be the man
who walked ¶

1545
01:30:09,505 --> 01:30:13,807
¶ A thousand miles to fall
down at your door ¶

1546
01:30:13,809 --> 01:30:17,411
¶ When I'm workin', yes, I
know I'm gonna be ¶

1547
01:30:17,413 --> 01:30:20,981
¶ I'm gonna be the man who's
workin' hard for you ¶

1548
01:30:20,983 --> 01:30:24,751
¶ And when the money comes in f
or the work I do ¶

1549
01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:28,488
¶ I'll pass almost every
penny on to you ¶

1550
01:30:28,490 --> 01:30:31,825
¶ When I come home, oh, I
know I'm gonna be ¶

1551
01:30:31,827 --> 01:30:35,495
¶ I'm gonna be the man who come
back home to you ¶

1552
01:30:35,497 --> 01:30:39,032
¶ And if I grow old, well, I
know I'm gonna be ¶

1553
01:30:39,034 --> 01:30:43,770
¶ I'm gonna be the man who's gr
growin' old with you ¶

1554
01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:47,140
¶ But I would walk 500 miles ¶

1555
01:30:47,142 --> 01:30:50,610
¶ And I would walk 500 more ¶

1556
01:30:50,612 --> 01:30:52,913
¶ Just to be the man
who walked ¶

1557
01:30:52,915 --> 01:30:58,118
¶ A thousand miles to fall
down at your door

1558
01:30:58,120 --> 01:30:59,152
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1559
01:30:59,154 --> 01:31:00,220
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1560
01:31:00,222 --> 01:31:01,221
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1561
01:31:01,223 --> 01:31:02,122
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1562
01:31:02,124 --> 01:31:05,091
¶ Dun-da-la-dun-da-la-dun
da-la -da-da-da ¶

1563
01:31:05,093 --> 01:31:06,293
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1564
01:31:06,295 --> 01:31:07,294
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1565
01:31:07,296 --> 01:31:08,361
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1566
01:31:08,363 --> 01:31:09,262
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1567
01:31:09,264 --> 01:31:12,432
¶ Dun-da-la-dun-da-la-dun
da-la -da-da-da ¶

1568
01:31:15,736 --> 01:31:19,039
¶ When I'm lonely, well, I
know i'm gonna be

1569
01:31:19,041 --> 01:31:22,609
¶ I'm gonna be the man who's
lonely without you

1570
01:31:22,611 --> 01:31:26,480
¶ And when I'm dreamin', well,
I know I'm gonna dream

1571
01:31:26,482 --> 01:31:30,484
¶ I'm gonna dream about the time
e when I'm with you ¶

1572
01:31:30,486 --> 01:31:31,485
¶ When I go out ¶

1573
01:31:31,487 --> 01:31:32,819
¶ When I go out ¶

1574
01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:34,021
¶ Yeah, I know I'm gonna be ¶

1575
01:31:34,022 --> 01:31:37,524
¶ I'm gonna be the man who
goes along with you ¶

1576
01:31:37,526 --> 01:31:38,592
¶ And when I come home ¶

1577
01:31:38,594 --> 01:31:40,026
¶ When I come home ¶

1578
01:31:40,028 --> 01:31:41,628
¶ Yes, I know I'm gonna be ¶

1579
01:31:41,630 --> 01:31:44,598
¶ I'm gonna be the man who come
back home with you ¶

1580
01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:49,569
¶ I'm gonna be the man who's
comin' home with you ¶

1581
01:31:51,539 --> 01:31:55,275
¶ But I would walk 500 miles ¶

1582
01:31:55,277 --> 01:31:58,845
¶ And I would walk 500 more ¶

1583
01:31:58,847 --> 01:32:01,081
¶ Just to be the man
who walked ¶

1584
01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:06,286
¶ A thousand miles to fall
down at your door ¶

1585
01:32:06,288 --> 01:32:07,354
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1586
01:32:07,356 --> 01:32:08,421
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1587
01:32:08,423 --> 01:32:09,422
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1588
01:32:09,424 --> 01:32:10,290
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1589
01:32:10,292 --> 01:32:13,426
¶ Dun-da-la-dun-da-la-dun
da-la -da-da-da ¶

1590
01:32:13,428 --> 01:32:14,427
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1591
01:32:14,429 --> 01:32:15,529
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1592
01:32:15,531 --> 01:32:16,563
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1593
01:32:16,565 --> 01:32:17,664
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1594
01:32:17,666 --> 01:32:20,534
¶ Dun-da-la-dun-da-la-dun
da-la -da-da-da ¶

1595
01:32:20,536 --> 01:32:21,701
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1596
01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:22,702
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1597
01:32:22,704 --> 01:32:23,670
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1598
01:32:23,672 --> 01:32:25,005
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1599
01:32:25,007 --> 01:32:27,741
¶ Dun-da-la-dun-da-la-dun
da-la -da-da-da ¶

1600
01:32:27,743 --> 01:32:29,142
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1601
01:32:29,144 --> 01:32:30,176
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1602
01:32:30,178 --> 01:32:31,177
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1603
01:32:31,179 --> 01:32:32,045
¶ Da-da-da-da ¶

1604
01:32:32,047 --> 01:32:35,482
¶ Dun-da-la-dun-da-la-dun
da-la -da-da-da ¶

1605
01:32:35,484 --> 01:32:39,085
¶ And I would walk 500 miles ¶

1606
01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:42,455
¶ And I would walk 500 more ¶

1607
01:32:42,457 --> 01:32:44,858
¶ Just to be the man
who walked ¶

1608
01:32:44,860 --> 01:32:52,432
¶ A thousand miles to fall
down at your door ¶

1609
01:33:01,075 --> 01:33:04,511
¶ Comin' down a lonely road ¶

1610
01:33:04,513 --> 01:33:07,480
¶ Seein' my head explode ¶

1611
01:33:07,482 --> 01:33:11,351
¶ Tryin' to snuff out
the fears ¶

1612
01:33:14,488 --> 01:33:17,757
¶ Runnin' from the man inside ¶

1613
01:33:17,759 --> 01:33:20,894
¶ Runnin' from my
father's pride ¶

1614
01:33:20,896 --> 01:33:24,631
¶ Runnin' from the girl
by my s ide ¶

1615
01:33:32,506 --> 01:33:38,979
¶ And all of our lives ¶

1616
01:33:38,981 --> 01:33:46,186
¶ Are lived inside once
it arrives ¶

1617
01:33:46,188 --> 01:33:52,092
¶ And all of our dreams ¶

1618
01:33:52,094 --> 01:33:57,797
¶ They fall apart
at the seams ¶

1619
01:34:03,537 --> 01:34:07,107
¶ Seein' me walk away ¶

1620
01:34:07,109 --> 01:34:10,377
¶ Nothin' more she can say ¶

1621
01:34:10,379 --> 01:34:14,114
¶ Money has affected my heart ¶

1622
01:34:17,018 --> 01:34:20,320
¶ It's taken its toll on me ¶

1623
01:34:20,322 --> 01:34:23,556
¶ And all the family ¶

1624
01:34:23,558 --> 01:34:30,063
¶ Watch me let it ride ¶

1625
01:34:31,666 --> 01:34:37,971
¶ And all of our lives ¶

1626
01:34:37,973 --> 01:34:44,511
¶ Are lived inside once
it arrives ¶

1627
01:34:44,513 --> 01:34:51,151
¶ And all of our dreams ¶

1628
01:34:51,153 --> 01:34:56,923
¶ They fall apart
at the seams ¶